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Tesla Road Test Part 2: Model 3 Long Range vs. Model Y Performance

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Trigger warning: In spite of any discussion of EV's getting some forum members undies in a bunch, I thought I'd give an update anyway and give y'all more fodder for discussion (and subsequent flame posts).

Since I already posted about my experience driving 3 Performance and Y Long range a couple weeks ago, yesterday I took out the opposite trim levels; a 3 Long Range and a Y Performance to hopefully get some better insight on both of these extremely popular vehicles.

The damn things are everywhere in my city so I think it's worth the Alfa faithful forum member's time to hear what's going on at Tesla and hopefully get a little insight into our inevitable EV future with Alfa.

Tesla Y Performance:

After the initial thrill of the acceleration on my first go 'round, this time I wanted to focus more on how these things drive. Well, at least on paper it all looks great for the number #1 selling vehicle on the planet last quarter.

However, the reality of how they drive, isn't the least bit great in my opinion. Even though the Y is derived from the 3, they feel a lot different, and not in a good way. The platform is shaky, literally. I'm not sure what the lateral stiffness in "mega hurts" actually is, but, you can't even get a clear view out of the rear view mirror because it's bouncing around so much. Lots of NVH in the form of rattles and body creak type noise. Any rapid acceleration, braking, or turning seems to upset the car and it seems entirely unhappy with any sporty moves. The ride is certainly stiff, but what is most jarring is how loud and tinny it feels.

Looks wise, packaging, outward visibility and general comfort are excellent, especially the very comfortable seats. They've dropped the price on these things 20% since December '22 and and actual 35% total when considering the $7,500 IRA incentive that most buyers qualify for.

Regular folks are clamoring for the Y given the new price point, but they most definitely aren't for driving enthusiasts like us. Great on paper, great numbers, excellent value, but surprisingly poorly executed.

The Stelvio feels like a bank vault by comparison.

Tesla 3 Long Range with 19 in. wheel upgrade:

In a word, a remarkable contrast to the Y. Even though it's a "closely related" platform, the 3's driving dynamics are absolutely buttoned up. A legit sports sedan in my view, rivaling BMW 3 series, or even Giulia.

Absolutely zero body stiffness issues, great turn in, and seemingly very comfortable with changing direction. The front seats are also uber comfortable, although not as firm and sporting as the sport seats on the Stelvio / Giulia.

One thing that is also refreshing is Tesla found a way to have impressive glass area and a very low cowl for a compact sedan. The driving position and feel of command is excellent. Quick steering ratio (2.0 turns) makes the 3 feel very responsive. Center feel and tracking is spot on as well.

The only drawback vs. the Y would be utility. The Y is very roomy, has an excellent back seat, and a relatively huge hatch with lots of room behind the 2nd. seat. People pop in an inflatable mattress and camp in these things.

The 3's back seat has decent leg room but the seat is quite low in comparison and not very comfortable for someone on a long trip. No hatch either, although the trunk is roomy and you could still throw a bike back there with the seats folded down if you took off the front wheel.

The other question I had is how much slower would a LR feel compared to the Performance model? The reality is the LR is not really slower, it's just less fast. In other words, a 12.7 sec. Qtr. mile instead of an 11.7 sec. Qtr. mile. More power than 98% of us would ever need. You can show tail lights to a whole bunch of muscle cars if you want to, just not a McLaren, etc.

So, in my view, the 3 is a drivers car. The Y is a tinny soccer dad mobile with lots of power.
 
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Did I say I had 1000s of tickets or did you? I said I drive fast and push cars hard, also have had a lot of tickets. But think what ya want.

Did I say the diffs failed as-in broke and never worked again or as-in overheated? Not the same. One doesn't require replacement just a cool down period. Pretty sure it was the overheated part and we had to park and let things cool down. Then I said Hyundai motors has lots of problems with the eLSD in other cars and I wouldn't trust them when driven hard regularly. Which they do, and I wouldn't. Though to be fair I can't remember exactly, there were a few cars that got taken out of service. Might have been the Diffy, I'll trust your memory here and say it was. Glad no forum members had the problem, certainly can't be due to last minute software revisions, must not have happened. 'k.

Gosh again with the entire pre-production cars and production cars are the same. Cool, yeah. You would know. 👍

You are right about one thing for sure, I shouldn't click the "read anyway" prompt it is a character flaw, even this is just another repeat argument, where I post the same things to the same misconceptions. But then I would have missed the argument about whose car handles worse! That was quite rewarding, makes everything worth it.

Wiggling is fun!! No, understeer is better! The car took the entier track and looked like a student driver was behind the wheel but it's still fast!!! VOLTS!!!!! kWH per hour!!!!! Your chargers suck!!!!!!!!! Good times.

Both cars are unbelievably fun in a straight line - feel like a rocket taking off and have enough g-forces to make a person feel queasy. Both are also more then competent enough through a corner to be entertaining when not really pushed hard, and might be said to require white knuckling along with a fair amount of road when pushed hard, which is really cool in some people's opinions. Neither - in my worthless opinion - are particularly special in terms of dynamic handling, on par with performance cars from 20 years ago some might say. Some might also say those cars were more fun because they slide around easier and are less predictable, are easier to over drive into a corner, etc. Cool, its all opinions and theirs is right. My opinion, which must be wrong, is the time will come that EVs under $200k are better handling then anything today, but right now .... they are compromised and will be for years to come.

Don't doubt most people are beyond annoyed at the thread and not reading but man, to me this is some great stuff. Also re-enforces my opinions about the coming apocalypse for fun to drive cars.
 
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Did I say I had 1000s of tickets or did you? I said I drive fast and push cars hard, also have had a lot of tickets. But think what ya want.

Did I say the diffs failed as-in broke and never worked again or as-in overheated? Not the same. One doesn't require replacement just a cool down period. Pretty sure it was the overheated part and we had to park and let things cool down. Then I said Hyundai motors has lots of problems with the eLSD in other cars and I wouldn't trust them when driven hard regularly. Which they do, and I wouldn't. Though to be fair I can't remember exactly, there were a few cars that got taken out of service. Might have been the Diffy, I'll trust your memory here and say it was. Glad no forum members had the problem, certainly can't be due to last minute software revisions, must not have happened. 'k.

Gosh again with the entire pre-production cars and production cars are the same. Cool, yeah. You would know. 👍

You are right about one thing for sure, I shouldn't click the "read anyway" prompt it is a character flaw, even this is just another repeat argument, where I post the same things to the same misconceptions. But then I would have missed the argument about whose car handles worse! That was quite rewarding, makes everything worth it.

Wiggling is fun!! No, understeer is better! The car took the entier track and looked like a student driver was behind the wheel but it's still fast!!! VOLTS!!!!! kWH per hour!!!!! Your chargers suck!!!!!!!!! Good times.

Both cars are unbelievably fun in a straight line - feel like a rocket taking off and have enough g-forces to make a person feel queasy. Both are also more then competent enough through a corner to be entertaining when not really pushed hard, and might be said to require white knuckling along with a fair amount of road when pushed hard, which is really cool in some people's opinions. Neither - in my worthless opinion - are particularly special in terms of dynamic handling, on par with performance cars from 20 years ago some might say. Some might also say those cars were more fun because they slide around easier and are less predictable, are easier to over drive into a corner, etc. Cool, its all opinions and theirs is right. My opinion, which must be wrong, is the time will come that EVs under $200k are better handling then anything today, but right now .... they are compromised and will be for years to come.

Don't doubt most people are beyond annoyed at the thread and not reading but man, to me this is some great stuff. Also re-enforces my opinions about the coming apocalypse for fun to drive cars.
The diff didn't overheat. It was a faulty electrical connection. It is one of those things that can happen to any electronic component, not a "broken diff" or "overheated diff" in the mechanical sense. Nothing seems to indicate a trend, either.

It was you who bragged about having 1000+ tickets.

The car is SUPPOSED to take "the entire track". That's what it's there for...
 
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Did I say anything about 10/10ths? Or Manufactuers testing limits? No. I said they tested out here. You inferred the rest and seem to think the scale jumps from 6th/10ths to 10/10ths or something. Is it that driving fast enough to exceed the speed limit but not get the car loose can be 8/10ths? Huh...that would be a weird scale if that is it I hit 10/10ths then. That isn't my scale though, to me feeling looseness is - or should be - 8/10ths, maybe even 7/10ths, not 10.

Actually posted before about following prototypes and how they always slow down traffic. Though the auto journalists that test out here don't cause that problem as much, might shock you to know they pass me. One guy in a 911 like I was standing still. Which was good because he went into oncoming traffic's lane through a corner to do it. Not blind though, you could see coming traffic and to be fair it was my first time driving that road so what felt fast to me, wasn't to him probably. Wrote a post about it a couple years ago. Insane. At least I assume it was a journalist... The car had distributor plates is all I really remember now. Assuming I remember right it was like 2 years ago.

To me what should be inferred is this is the boonies where the manufacturer can test the cars however they test them, unbothered and unworried about spy photography. Co-inkydinkyly... That means there's no traffic and people who don't exist can have some fun, "safely". At least without risk to anyone else or to property.

Yup, exotic car owners do that stuff, I follow them and generally work hard to keep up. Passed the Urus though, proud of that. Which is ego.

You must have missed the part about not pushing the Stelvio with high performance tires because the limits are too high.

Be you, obviously if you can't imagine something it can't happen. Anything anyone says to contradict must be driven by ego. Responding to a challenge about one's opinion with discussion of one's experiance to back it up, is ego. So you truly aren't wrong. Only reason a person would do so is hubris, an egoless person would simply say their part and move on. I should be more humble no argument.
 
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When you state “manufacturers test prototypes” here, in the context of a discussion about you driving fast enough on curvy roads that you or your friends get concerned and back off because the car’s handling might not be up to the task, or your skill level, or sense of safety, yes, one would infer that you’re conflating manufacturers testing the handling limits on prototypes with your own driving on those same roads.

And pretty sure it was you who first said you had 1,000 speeding tickets, but no accidents.

You’d have to admit that ticket count is a pretty outlandish claim, even on a car forum.
 
#56 ·
Oh, and another thing about these "EV6 GT is so fast people threw up" comments you keep making. Yeah man, it IS fast, but the 0-60 is near identical to a Stelvio QV that's properly launched, and it has a lower peak G, so I'm just not getting it when you say people at this mythical press event vomited/had to get out of the car due to sickness secondary to acceleration in a straight line.
 
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Begins here.


Leads here.

Oh, including lawyers fees?

No doubt. Definitely not thousands of tickets though, maybe over a hundred but probably not much over if that. How often do you see cops on the road really? They don't actually appear out of nowhere just because you speed. 4-5 tickets a year is a lot even for me, except one year in college.

Not sure how many tickets I have gotten total but as stated previously, have gotten so many so fast one time it overloaded the DMV system and took an extra 6 months after the last ticket to process them all. Entire time I was waiting for the letter revoking my Lic, even after it came 3 or so of the tickets never showed up on my record, can't remember how many it was but think it was 12 or so total in 6 months. It was after that I discovered "Mr. Ticket" who became a "friend" over the next decade. Right till my best friend married a lady whose dad is a traffic lawyer ... That saves me a ton of money. 😂


Like I said though, 3 second times and high power aren't required if you're a flaming idiot, if I had something like that back then I would be dead and probably have wiped out a condo complex doing it, glad it wasn't an option. My highest ticket count happened with a Nissan Pulsar NX which had, maybe, a 7 second 0-60.. but was as wide as it was long almost so the handling was solid after modding the suspension. High hp or torque really isn't required but a decent chassis should be.


To be fair I have calmed down, plus I live where there aren't many police driving around/know where the speed traps are. My favorite rd for instance they can only camp out at the beginning or end.. nowhere for them to pull off in the canyon. All combined, if my luck holds out in just 2 years I will have a clean record for the first time in... I'm genuinely not sure. Awhile, 6 years maybe? Definitely before I got the Stelvio. Whenever it was it was only clean for a year before I filled up again.

Thinking about it, it's been a decade. Since my record was clear. I hit the limit in AZ, stayed clean till I could get more points without risking lic loss.. then have maintained right at that level till a couple years ago. Actually been about 2 years since being pulled over, crazy.

Not saying I'm cool, saying I'm not unique and amongst my fellow flamming idiots am considered the boring one. I don't have a prison record for vehicular manslaughter or some sort of injury story/scar from wiping my car out in a way that should have killed me but didn't. Thankfully, mostly - I believe - because no matter how flamming my idiocy always prioritized control over power. Speed doesn't kill, loss of control does. My fellow idiots don't seem to subscribe to this quite as religiously as I do though. Why I don't like these hyper performing cars with the dynamics of a good luxury sedan. Most of those flaming idiots don't know the difference and its a case of what you don't know can hurt you.. and people around you. Just my opinion as an idiot. Pot calling the kettle black no argument.
The actual comment claiming my having 1000 tickets I can't link to, because I can't see it. When you have someone blocked only the newest posts show with the option to see. Old ones just disappear entirely. Least I assume that's where it was since besides your comment about me having said it... I get no hits on the search. Also how I remember it.

Never have I claimed 1000 tickets. As to the rest, don't care, I never said it. Never claimed it. You assumed it, think it disproves my integrity. I never said it.

My math is 4 tickets a year max, times 30 years is 120 tickets. I got 12 or 15 one year (memory gets hazy when we go back 20 something years even for something that memorable) but I haven't gotten 4 tickets every year, and havn't been driving 30 years yet either .. so yeah... About 100 tickets, estimating high.

To me anyone who thinks anyone else got 1000 tickets.... is like my parents telling me mj was as addictive as cocaine. Anyone who can even make that sort of statement has 0 knowledge on the subject. At least in CA it isn't possible to do and not be in jail long before you get there. Doesn't mean I am exaggerating... Means I have been driving like this a long time and am "good" at avoiding cops, along with calming down when necessary. Again... Why I live where I live.


It's funny cause I probably drive like you guys when I have so many tickets I have to be mellow for a few months. Just at the upper edge of the flow of traffic. 😂 (that was hubris btw, help you keep score)

But yeah let's argue some more about what I say while you don't bother to actually look it up..to see it came from the resident troll. BTW what do you call telling someone they are wrong about their own statements without looking to verify?
 
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Begins here.


Leads here.



The actual comment claiming my having 1000 tickets I can't link to, because I can't see it. When you have someone blocked only the newest posts show with the option to see. Old ones just disappear entirely. Least I assume that's where it was since besides your comment about me having said it... I get no hits on the search. Also how I remember it.

Never have I claimed 1000 tickets. As to the rest, don't care, I never said it. Never claimed it. You assumed it, think it disproves my integrity. I never said it.

My math is 4 tickets a year max, times 30 years is 120 tickets. I got 12 or 15 one year (memory gets hazy when we go back 20 something years even for something that memorable) but I haven't gotten 4 tickets every year, and havn't been driving 30 years yet either .. so yeah... About 100 tickets, estimating high.

To me anyone who thinks anyone else got 1000 tickets.... is like my parents telling me mj was as addictive as cocaine. Anyone who can even make that sort of statement has 0 knowledge on the subject. At least in CA it isn't possible to do and not be in jail long before you get there. Doesn't mean I am exaggerating... Means I have been driving like this a long time and am "good" at avoiding cops, along with calming down when necessary. Again... Why I live where I live.


It's funny cause I probably drive like you guys when I have so many tickets I have to be mellow for a few months. Just at the upper edge of the flow of traffic. 😂 (that was hubris btw, help you keep score)

But yeah let's argue some more about what I say while you don't bother to actually look it up..to see it came from the resident troll. BTW what do you call telling someone they are wrong about their own statements without looking to verify?

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#63 ·
Sorry you had the waste 30 seconds to find out you were wrong.

Good show doubling down on your incorrect assumptions instead of just saying sorry.

Seriously buying a EV does something to people. I wonder if there are ozone fumes as bad as engine exhaust but they don't bother to insulate the cabin from the ozone or something. Probably find out in another ten years as the tech matures. 😂
 
#64 ·
I suppose bragging in a car forum you had 1,000 speeding tickets (when you really didn’t) isn’t nearly as bad as actually getting the 1,000 speeding tickets.

The former is just a fanciful car guy dick swinging flex in an effort to establish credibility with a bunch of people you’ll never meet who also drive a Stelvio.

The latter would indicate some serious psychiatric disorder along the lines of sociopathy combined with limited impulse control.

So, I’m glad the 1,000 speeding ticket thing isn’t really true, as would anyone else anywhere near you when you’re driving.
 
#65 · (Edited)
Ha! Yeah, ok, I overstated my case there. Notice though the quote isn't I had 1000 tickets, it was

"I've had 100's, if not.. "

That doesn't confer absolute certainty to me, rather shows the person is exaggerating and unsure exactly of the exact number, that's a huge range there. Is it a brag? Sure, to me its a brag also shows evidence that the person might actually know what they are talking about in terms of the chassis. Might be why the videos of how the car behaves at a track agree with what that person describes after driving it on the street. That's just my ego though no doubt.

Notice when challenged back I corrected myself. Had I remembered I said that first, would have still corrected myself.

If you think that invalidates the actual statements I made that forced you to attack me instead of what I am saying.. cool. You are egoless sir.
 
#66 ·
C'mon. Speeding ticket count doesn't infer anything about driving skill other someone's chronically driving fast enough to get the attention of law enforcement in the wrong places at the wrong times

My lifetime speeding ticket count is six, in approximately a million driving miles.. Does that mean I couldn't possibly grasp the nuances of a well designed chassis / steering / suspension as well or even better than you?

I suppose my relatively low speeding ticket total also has a lot to do with keeping a valid driver's license being a condition of employment. The factory had a very low tolerance for driving idiocy since we were frequently set loose with high performance vehicles and expected to behave professionally. Someone reporting a manufacturer plated vehicle flying by at high speed was a bad way to get attention, legally and employment wise.

Ticket count inferring driving skill or chassis knowledge is a silly argument.